Nine words women use - And what they really mean

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<h2>Nine words women use - And what they really mean</h2>
by <a href="mailto:rick@justpayten.com" title="E-mail the author">Incredible Articles</a>
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are 
Right and you need to shut up. 
 
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more 
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, 
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing 
Usually end in fine. 
 
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 
 
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement 
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an 
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing 
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
 
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women 
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard 
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
 
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say 
you're welcome. 
 
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 
 
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning 
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but 
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's 
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. 
 
And how did you get this? Check out the Relationship Arithmetics post. 
 
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